My Take On Movie Critics

My Take On Movie Critics

Ok, I know that as I run this site as a horror fan I do movie reviews however, their movie reviews from a horror fan. It drives me crazy that main stream movie critics continue to even bother to go to fucking horror movies. Whats the point? I mean they all walk out with a well that was "torture" porn or another "buncha of teens with tits dying deaths". Well no shit? Really? Its a horror movie. Its not going to be The Piano. Or the English Patient. Ever. So give it up. Siskel and Ebert used to be the worst back in the 80's. Especially with Friday the 13th movies. And what got me ranting was reading a review about Last House on the Left the remake on a very popular movie web site that I actually enjoyed for years. And then bam. The dumbest shit I've ever heard. Its refers to the ending of Last House. Now I won't ruin it as I haven't even seen it yet though I'm hoping to this next week. They say something like any shred of artistic magic this movie had hoped to grab died with the ending of this movie. Blah blah blah. If you are a horror fan and don't care for the ending fine. But, some how I feel a horror fan wasn't looking for some "artistic" climax anyway. For fuck sakes its a horror movie. Good chance if you go to a horror movie its going to have gore, people dieing, tits, ass, pot, drugs, torture, traps, more boobs, rape, etc. Again. You went to a horror movie. I would much rather here the argument that I don't want to see it cause I don't want to be scared. Fine. I can live with that. Point is. Its not your kind of movie. But, if your a movie critic. I would hope your spectrum of movie likes stretch far enough to be able to appreciate a chainsaw sawing a fucking leg off from time to fucking time. Horror fans know exactly what I am talking about. Anyway, movie critics. I say stick to your boring artistic "works of art". And I will choose not to see it. But, stop dogging these movies for being exactly what their supposed to be.